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PorcupineOnce upon a time, a porcupine was walking through the forest. Now, this porcupine’s name was Lucy.Porcupine
Lucy was a lovely shade of brown, and her fur was very smooth and soft. She prided herself on her smooth, soft fur.
She looked very different from the porcupines you or I might find wandering about nowadays.
What?
You didn’t realize that this story was not set in modern times, and therefore some of the animals are different looking?
Well, I’m sorry to rain on your parade, but this was set a very long time ago. If that ruins your happy day, might I suggest you go back to your room
by ~JoeyJMaggot
Celebrity Video PokerOnce upon a midnight dreary, Daron was watching Bravo.Celebrity Video Poker
Daron enjoyed the Bravo channel, but Shavo had banned all watching of the channel after an unfortunate incident involving the TV Guide stating that the Doors movie was on, when in fact it had been on three hours prior.
So he watched in the wee hours of the morning, when Shavo was upstairs sleeping like a horrifically bald hibernating bear.
Tonight, nothing in particular was really catching his increasingly short attention span. He was just about to turn the TV off, when a new show started.
This show was a show Daron had seen only once
by ~JoeyJMaggot
Guitar IdolIt was another lovely day in the extremely-convenient-for-the-author SOAD house. Daron and Shavo sat on the couch like a couple of beached whales.Guitar Idol
Sometimes, they would scratch at themselves, as they were still, in some way, shape or form, men. John was playing some horrifically boring game called ‘Extreme Electric Wheelchair Stunt Thaaaaang 24’. He seemed to enjoy it, so not a word was said. The serenity was a nice change of pace for the oft times fast and random lives of the SOAD guys. So they enjoyed it to it’s fullest.
Until of course, the author and the readers became bored
by ~JoeyJMaggot
National Random DayIt was a bright and sunny morning in the oh-so-convenient-for-the-author SOAD house. Better yet, maybe it wasn’t, Daron could’ve just put on that window shade that made it look like 5 year old had reanimated the world, again.National Random Day
Regardless of the weather, it was morning. Serj knew that because as he walked away from his room, he spotted Shavo sleeping on the couch, cuddling a fluffy, faded blue teddy bear. Serj also knew that Shavo’s internal clock woke him up at 2 PM every day. It would be hours before that couch was once again accessible.
He continued his daily morning check up on everything until something caught hi
by ~JoeyJMaggot
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System of a Down is ace.
I don't even think you're alive anymore, but you - you my friend - are ace.
...You can't blame me for the typos, man; I was still hyped up over Serj's time-warp.
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You, sir and/or ma'am, fail at life. Good day.
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You, sir and/or ma'am, fail at life. Good day.
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sweet, sweet, necrophilia..
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